woodwrit:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

(via shuhvon)

alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream

(via illegalaustralien)

hungwy:

*takes my medication* oh fuck thats right i like things

(via sorrybutididnteventryurl)

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

i love old ladies

i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive my husband if it kills me”

(via weeping-daleks)

smatter:

cockandpokeballs:

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

She sounds so good in this???!

(Source: feistyfrank, via illegalaustralien)

amathophilia:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(via timeisyourgun)

hotboyproblems:

When you hold a baby and they lay their head on your chest

(Source: hotboyproblems, via dulect)

throwbackblr:

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV Short 1966)

(Source: throwbackblr, via ruinedchildhood)